Do not chase women. Simply monitor the situation, and women will chase you.

😂 No hay momento ducha sin… entrenador huyendo despavorido para esconderse. Pedro Martínez, el más listo de la clase. #PlayoffLigaEndesa | Valencia Basket Club

Leaders in distance traveled *while diving on the floor* during the Finals.

Me vuelve loco el botón de emergencia de Coca-Light.

I just drank my first beer and it feels amazing to hit weaker people with my fists

Este jueves el básquet azteca da su salto inicial con 7 equipos involucrando a 15 nombres albicelestes. Los diablos de Casalánguida defienden la corona. Argentinos al poder en el inicio de la Liga de México; basquetplus.com/articulo/argen……

- ¿Usted sabe trabajar en equipo? - Yo sí, pero los subnormales estos no.

Our intern after he makes an honest mistake that we don’t really care about

at the club rn and just watched an awkward tech bro close on an absolute 10/10 we’re so back

ADHD mfs at 3am doing detailed research on the most useless topics known to mankind

I hate deadlines (but I need deadlines) & I hate structure (but I need structure)

at the doctor’s office booing all the names being called that aren’t mine

told my psychiatrist my antidepressants were making me unfunny and he said, “there are more important things” and i kind of disagree :/

one of the best features of adhd is not missing people

ADHD mfs when there is a task to do but no deadline