i had an Employed Girl Summer.

i’m going to make myself a chart like parents do for kids except i get gold stars for things like “not pressing snooze 5 times” “didn’t get mcdonald’s on the way home from work” “drank 64oz of water” then i add up all my stickers for the week and that’s how many whiteclaws i get

*stairs to the third floor of centennial

OMG I REGRET TAKING #UBERPOOL THIS HAPPEND !!!

Absolutely no one: The hot chocolate waiters from The Polar Express:

lying in bed thinking about how I grew up believing I was a gabriella but in reality I am deeply, deeply a sharpay

my toxic trait is that i expect everyone to have common sense and then i get irritated with them very quickly.

Feeling pretty bored, thinking about doing a Julie and Julia and cook my way through a cookbook

I asked this girl that had 1,300,000 snap score if she was from the streets and she goes “I go to lacrosse” 😭😭

Did anyone else grow up watching Austin Powers with their grandma or are you normal

Knives Out 2 is filming in Greece and I have an idea

r u a baggy sweatshirt tiny pants girl or r u a tiny top baggy pants girl?

Andrew Garfield texting the other Peter Parkers to see if Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in their universes too

Things are different in Chicago…

Down 2 in the 8th inning, the dugout looked up, saw this, and said “let’s win one for Mark”. We got you man.