Matt Bertoty (@tatertoty1) 's Twitter Profile
Matt Bertoty

@tatertoty1

Paramedic, Firefighter, Rescue Technician. Large Truck enthusiast. Eagle Scout.

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calendar_today17-10-2011 02:11:40

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Matt Bertoty (@tatertoty1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ve been working steady nights for the past 9 months. Switched to a daylight shift for the day and I have a legitimate question. What (and I can’t stress this part enough) THE FUCK is this bright thing in the sky? And why is there traffic? Go tf home #ParamedicProblems

Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The shooter passed a background check. There was NO armed response to the shooter for fully 12 minutes after he crashed his car. So, which do you think would solve the problem more readily: more background checks, or somebody on hand to shoot the f***er?

Tomi Lahren (@tomilahren) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is a state’s rights issue but now we are in for the 2 extremes, neither of which is good. On demand is ridiculous and disgusting BUT banning is counterproductive. You’re not gonna stop abortions, you’re just gonna stop safe ones. SAFE, LEGAL, RARE. #RoeVsWade

Matt Bertoty (@tatertoty1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me: *Well Facebook is nothing but people bitching about Roe v Wade let’s see what Twitter has to offer* Also me: *remembering my twitter is nothing but libs I went to high school with* Also me: *guess I’ll play solitaire*

Me: *Well Facebook is nothing but people bitching about Roe v Wade let’s see what Twitter has to offer*
Also me: *remembering my twitter is nothing but libs I went to high school with*
Also me: *guess I’ll play solitaire*
Matt Bertoty (@tatertoty1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*Me on hour 28 of my 36 hour shift* Me: what medical problems do you have? Patient: you have my medication list you tell me.

Donald J. Trump (@realdonaldtrump) 's Twitter Profile Photo

EVERYONE KNOWS I WOULD NOT SUPPORT A FEDERAL ABORTION BAN, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, AND WOULD, IN FACT, VETO IT, BECAUSE IT IS UP TO THE STATES TO DECIDE BASED ON THE WILL OF THEIR VOTERS (THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!). LIKE RONALD REAGAN BEFORE ME, I FULLY SUPPORT THE THREE