I’ve been working steady nights for the past 9 months. Switched to a daylight shift for the day and I have a legitimate question. What (and I can’t stress this part enough) THE FUCK is this bright thing in the sky? And why is there traffic? Go tf home #ParamedicProblems

The amount of money the government has stolen from my paychecks this year is disgusting #TaxationIsTheft

Cost me $33 to put a quarter tank of gas into my truck. Thanks Joe Biden you demented old cuck.

The shooter passed a background check. There was NO armed response to the shooter for fully 12 minutes after he crashed his car. So, which do you think would solve the problem more readily: more background checks, or somebody on hand to shoot the f***er?

This is a state’s rights issue but now we are in for the 2 extremes, neither of which is good. On demand is ridiculous and disgusting BUT banning is counterproductive. You’re not gonna stop abortions, you’re just gonna stop safe ones. SAFE, LEGAL, RARE. #RoeVsWade

Me: *Well Facebook is nothing but people bitching about Roe v Wade let’s see what Twitter has to offer* Also me: *remembering my twitter is nothing but libs I went to high school with* Also me: *guess I’ll play solitaire*

*Me on hour 28 of my 36 hour shift* Me: what medical problems do you have? Patient: you have my medication list you tell me.

People really about to vote tomorrow based solely on their ability to murder babies.

Me: works 150 hours in 2 weeks Government: Hello yes we’ll be taking 1/3 of that #TaxationIsTheft

Every white girl gets a Cricut and immediately starts a cup business.

So far, Kamala has not answered a single question or even attempted to do so. Nor will she.

Imagine running a campaign based largely on the ability to murder babies

EVERYONE KNOWS I WOULD NOT SUPPORT A FEDERAL ABORTION BAN, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, AND WOULD, IN FACT, VETO IT, BECAUSE IT IS UP TO THE STATES TO DECIDE BASED ON THE WILL OF THEIR VOTERS (THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!). LIKE RONALD REAGAN BEFORE ME, I FULLY SUPPORT THE THREE

If everyone had a brain:

Let that sink in

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO