I remember the time when I gave birth to my daughter. They had to keep me in the hospital for 10 days because I wasn’t feeling well. Every time I tried to stand up, I fainted. At one point, I even stopped breathing, according to my husband. He panicked and called a friend who was

Run in opposite directions to see who your dog loves more.. 😅

I’m gearing up to write the most in-depth, detailed, nasty Google review for a male physician. I’m going to treat it like a scholarly work. I will quote micro-aggressions from my actual chart. I am a grown woman & professor of Shakespeare at William & Mary. do not fuck w me.

wishing for a little orange cat to snuggle with

Restocked all my postcards, DM if you’d like to get one 🍎⭐️

Missing my wife on twitter

IndiGo your flight has been re routed to Jaipur, we are waiting inside the aircraft for an hour, and your staff hasn’t even offered us water.

Happy kilimeen postcard receiving day to all who celebrate 💌🌼

back to the Twitter bird

the world is burning but my word document is formatted beautifully

bell hooks said, “Knowing how to be solitary is central to the art of loving. When we can be alone, we can be with others without using them as a means of escape.”

I will not spend money on an overpriced coffee and pastry tmrw I will be brave because I know the bone and blood and marrow in me is basically already a coffee and pastry so really I'm fine I have everything I need inside me already I can go anywhere from anywhere it's fine