Idk if tequila turns me into a whore or if I’m just a whore

let that one go

noooooooo come back i was in a depressive episode do u still think im hot

ok i ate a chip LETS DRINK

i be like “i don’t care” and then my chest starts hurting

you’re not wrong for wanting more

don’t let a guy ruin your day that’s genuinely embarrassing

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

Falling to my knees clutching my chest letting out a blood curdling scream cuz I remembered grilled cheese and tomato soup

the weather says to come sleep with me

don’t spend another year doing the same shit

this year broke my wallet but atleast i had fun

the sexual tension between me and the desire to move to a new city and start a new life

New year, new me. I'm gonna be worse

don’t think there’s a more perfect sunday activity than getting all tuckered out from simply sitting in the sun and basking

your honor my client needs to take his bereal

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