the small neighbor human. came over after school. to try to get me to eat their homework. while i don’t condone such behavior. i absolutely complied

i found a pizza crust. on our walk today. in case anyone was thinking. about giving up on their dreams

🎃👻 Beautycounter October Happenings - mailchi.mp/d56be0f6f2f5/b…

So glad @JimCarrey was in the Sonic the Hedgehog! I kept laughing and my son asked why I was laughing and I just said “because it’s Jim Carrey. He just makes me laugh.”

gooooob morning. i think today. i’ll lie on the porch. with my front paws crossed. and let the sun shine on my face through the trees. occasionally i will rollover. so it shines on my belly. nobody will stop me. because i deserve this

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Virtual Pride week for Elbridge Gale Elem - Day 1: PJs and Pets

My heart breaks for you Evan Axelbank Fox13

Me “are you more excited to see your friends or @_MsOtero tomorrow?” Drew”I’m excited to see both of them”😍 #distancelearning #GoogleMeet Elbridge Gale Elem

Happy Assistant Principal week to the best one of all, Mr. Phillips! 🐊 youtube.com/watch?v=Oz0oVg… #APWeek2020 Elbridge Gale Elem

EGES Families - Have a safe and relaxing weekend, unplug from everything, and enjoy your families. Our awesome staff wanted to share our EGES Virtual Dance Party to start your weekend! Enjoy! Vivian Green The School District of Palm Beach County Wellington Florida youtu.be/XjUpJcpEe5E

Join us for another magical week of Virtual Storytimes, featuring our Wellington Branch! 🐰🐐🏰📚 #PBCLSVirtualLibrary #wearepalmbeachcounty

Always have to reference the @WBLooneyTunes on Easter

hi there. this will only take a moment. i just wanted to let you know. i love you

the human wiped away my eye booger. only to pet it back onto me. i have never experienced such betrayal

here is what. i plan to accomplish today: 2. bark loudly. but at nothing 7. lose my ball under the couch 7b. politely ask the human. to get my ball 3. immediately lose it again. under the same couch 4. big nap. you have worked hard 2. repeat

just learned that Vin Diesel’s full name is Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.

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