Sweaty Paloma (@talldarkthirsty) 's Twitter Profile
Sweaty Paloma

@talldarkthirsty

Typo prone, wine consuming, provider of mediocre content.

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Abby Heugel (@abbyhasissues) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Actually, your email doesn't find me well. I had to talk on the phone twice today, I unpeeled my banana to reveal a big bruise, and I found a spoon in the fork section of the drawer. My life is spiraling out of control.

Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The English language has a ridiculous amount of words for having sex but no word that means schadenfreude. We deserve our fate.

Southern Saxonian (@apmadog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Leisure is a Southern aesthetic. Constant toil for trinkets and social status is a sign of insecurity. The Southerner labors intently and then enjoys the fruits of his labor during his hours of leisure. It's a sign to the world that he alone is the Master of his time and labor.

s🫧up (@bruh_h_h_h_h) 's Twitter Profile Photo

dude asked for my id and followed it with “i don’t actually think you’re underage i just have to” … and that’s how i got this teardrop tattoo