I used a psychoactive drug to try and cure my incontinence.
Cannabis?
Yes - weed everywhere!
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I once asked Michael Jackson if he thought any flying insects had mammary glands-
He told me โBee Tit!โ
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A Heathland type location is the place most likely to make you tipsy:
As the saying goes โthe moor the merrierโ
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My patience with threadbare carpets is wearing really thin
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Went to Kwik Fit and ended up on the floor convulsing for 10 seconds.
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โWhich American folk singer wrote โWhere Have All the Flowers Gone?โโ
โWoody Guthrieโ
โClose, but no Seegerโ
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Took my car in for a service - vicarโs not happy.
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This cheap thesaurus I bought is not only useless, itโs also useless and useless.
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