The next stop is London Bridge, where this service ex-terminates. #lunchpun

Puzzled as to why my air freshener was freezing cold, but then I realised it was February's Air.

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I ate one already but it’s so good 😂🥰 #LunchPun

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Hope this makes sense. I've never seen (or smelled) a durian fruit. #Aberdeen #Aberdeen Beach #Inversnecky #80sPop #Durian #DuranDuran #LunchPun

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sex bot, Aubrey 2:

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#LunchPun 'Why so serious?'

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Should really have posted this one on Monday. #Aberdeen # #Aberdeen Beach #Inversnecky #80sPop #NewWave #LunchPun

There's been a spate of fly tipping round my way, let's hope the fly farmer knows how to get them back on their feet.
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Other aquatic mammals are also considered
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Here John you married a transgender ?
Yep I have.
I didn't know you were that way inclined.
I'm not but it just saves the arguments about putting the toilet seat down 😲🚽 #LunchPun

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Are my back-rubs being cancelled or not?

I'm getting nixed massages.
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My mate lost his job at the candle factory

He refused to work wick ends

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A nice cut, from just below the shin.

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It's all kicking off in Dorset… #lunchpun

Cowboy walks into a furniture shop. The cowboy says,'I need a slide out box to keep my underwear in'. The assistant says 'draw'. So the cowboy shoots him.
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