Mary David-Snow #Kindlevella Haunted Women(@sweetiepiesnow) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I see farmers pulling livestock trailers.

County Fair.

A kid that raised a winner must be happy.

Nope.

Why not?

Headed for a slaughterhouse. Kid's gonna cry.

You do that as a kid?

Yep.

What are you entering this year?

.

I see farmers pulling livestock trailers. 

County Fair. 

A kid that raised a #prize winner must be happy. 

Nope. 

Why not? 

Headed for a slaughterhouse. Kid's gonna cry. 

You do that as a kid? 

Yep. 

What are you entering this year? 

#Applesauce. 

#vss365 #Converstory
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barefoot_wanderer šŸ‘£(@copatt75) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Didn't you go out with this guy last month?'

'What guy?'

'Something Delacourt. He's on the news.'

'Sebastian. He was so full of hot air: 'billionaire, surgeon, mountaineer, occultist.''

'He just died in an avalanche and left a fortune to his bride of two weeks.'

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šŸŒ¹Rosantha Kettle TindallšŸŒ¹(@RosanthaTindall) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Must you be so ?'

'Pain is the best way to teach.'

'Pain is the best way to break someone.'

'Then I'll get another toy.'

'They are people!'

'You're animals. Replaceable.'

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š•„š•’š•„š•„(@mattkwrites) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Whoever cleans their room fastest gets a !

Dude, she's making . You
know that's the prize.

Bet your right. I'm takin my time.

Same. Her applesauce is gross.

I HEARD THAT!

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barefoot_wanderer šŸ‘£(@copatt75) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Three hours to get home! You're off to a rocky start, girl.

Rocky start. More like rocky path, and you made me walk it barefoot.

You need to get over it. Indents don't wear shoes.

No, this island needs to ger over the archaic practice of penal labor.

So sassy.

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Kethric Wilcox(@KethricW) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ā€œYou need only command her, and Lady Laverna Salacia will you, Lord Slayer.ā€
ā€œNot even in my role as Lord of all Vampires, would I dare command the Vampire Queen of Pirates to do anything. Out of respect for her wisdom, I will ask her to assist.ā€ 5/30

ā€œYou need only command her, and Lady Laverna Salacia will #obey you, Lord Slayer.ā€
ā€œNot even in my role as Lord of all Vampires, would I dare command the Vampire Queen of Pirates to do anything. Out of respect for her wisdom, I will ask her to assist.ā€ #converstory 5/30
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Mary David-Snow #Kindlevella Haunted Women(@sweetiepiesnow) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kid, this won't be a walk in the park.

You told me that before.

There's developmental tasks you'll be expected to achieve.

I'm good with that.

Things get really in the 6th year.

I'm ready to get out of here. Can you induce mom's labor now?

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Seema Bokkasam(@BokkasamSeema) 's Twitter Profile Photo


You do as you're told
You must me
Ok tell me why? Mum
Should we sit for sometime and not rush for bath after someone leaves for work?
Err my mother and grandmother told me
Why?
Don't ask
Just
You are very rude
Mum I don't like to obey orders blindly.

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Quill wanderer(@my2centsandme) 's Twitter Profile Photo



Remember the time when we fed him his first ?

How can I ever forget that? The little fellow made me clean the entire house after that.

Yeah. The same little fellow who is in this graduation picture.

How time has flown, isn't it?

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PodcastDb(@podcastdb_io) 's Twitter Profile Photo

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Eric(@Eric_Hansen71) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Angie picked up the disobedient shrinkee, placing him at her feet by her bed. He was about to scurry for safety.
ā€œPUSH ON MY SANDALS SLAVE, AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT!ā€™ She whispered down to him
ā€œYOUR JOB IS TO OBEY ME!ā€
She scowled, Tristan obeyed.


Angie picked up the disobedient shrinkee, placing him at her feet by her bed. He was about to scurry for safety.
ā€œPUSH ON MY SANDALS SLAVE, AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT!ā€™ She whispered down to him
ā€œYOUR JOB IS TO OBEY ME!ā€
She scowled, Tristan obeyed.
#vss365
#Converstory
#Blefuscudian
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š•„š•’š•„š•„(@mattkwrites) 's Twitter Profile Photo


A weird one?

I think is the sound Bigfoot makes.

I thought it's what serious readers of poetry did after reading amazing words.

It's probably similar. Comes up from the belly. That's how they do the bigfoot call.

Sounds like a lot of .

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barefoot_wanderer šŸ‘£(@copatt75) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Congratulations, Pickle. You scored in the bottom 2% on the violence risk assessment.'

'My worst test score ever!'

'No, it's good.'

'I know. Joking.'

'Anyway, that qualifies you for participation on the chaingang.'

'Being non-violent gets me more work?'

'Yep.'

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šŸŒ¹Rosantha Kettle TindallšŸŒ¹(@RosanthaTindall) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ā€œDonā€™t touch me!ā€

ā€œWhat have you been told? You belong to me now. And I will touch any part of you that I desire. You will learn to understand that.ā€

ā€œIā€™m no child to be beaten or whipped into obedience.ā€

ā€œOh, but you are. And you will me.'

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