The weather should be controlled by the private sector, not by some unelected faceless bureaucrat nerd in the federal government

Good case for Treehouse of Horror V being the best ep of the whole series

wow it’s pretty crazy he just admits this

Keep Honking

me: [texting] hey sorry but my powerful enemy just said “seize him” to all his underlings boss: what time can you be here me: i dunno man they’re seizing me like right now boss: we’re short staffed today me: i’m getting seized

This MFr

RFK Jr closes out his final day of campaigning

Thinking of the color blue today. So here’s a glass alabastron (perfume bottle) with translucent cobalt blue and white in an alternating inverted festoon pattern, with some light blue verticals and an orange rim at top. Gorgeous. 💙 Greek, late 6th–5th c. BCE #MetMuseum 📸 me

i ran 80,000 simulations and it shows that pee is stored in the balls

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.