please don't say anything.

DELETING ALL MY FICS.

uh, no one. none of them. i made them up.

hr is gonna kill me.

no. i'm used to you by now.

i feel for javadi bc imagine ure trying to survive your shift but your MOM keeps popping in and a RESIDENT keeps calling u CRASH which u HATE, then your TIKTOK account gets EXPOSED and the nurses are CONSPIRING to throw a FORBIDDEN birthday party 4 u, then here comes ur BALD dad

sure, doctor mckay! what do you need?

' ooooohmygod. okay. okay, um. ' what the fuck. she's gonna kill joy after this, if she doesn't die from the embarrassment of the situation first. ' what do you wanna read? '

oh my god, i love that song!

loona might have a perfect discography.

' oh! well, um. depends what you're into, i guess. um, i like star wars, so typically stuff on that topic . . ' tapping around on the site to get to the star wars tag. this is terrible. why couldn't she pick a normal fandom.

thisistortureohmygod.

she's my favorite.

please save me.

' uh, yeah! i like the science. ' she opens the filtering option, slowly scrolling down. ' see? here you can choose what you wanna see, you've got all kinds of categories . . '

she closes out of the filters, scrolling through some innocent found family stuff. ‘ uh, it means woman loving woman . . ’

the horrors.