"If you are crying but you don’t remember why, please mash 9." mcsweeneys.net/articles/toddl…

all I asked for this Mother's Day: that my kids would not wake up before dawn and the #Canes win #TakeWarning

Do you have white teenage sons? Listen up. I've been watching my boys' online behavior & noticed that social media and vloggers are actively laying groundwork in white teens to turn them into alt-right/white supremacists. Here's how:

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THIS FRIDAY, APRIL 4th, it begins right here on Twitter

MASKS DO NOT CAUSE HYPOXIA!

Three officers in Wilmington, N.C., were fired after investigators say video shows them exchanging racist and sometimes threatening remarks. Those include one saying he's "ready" for a "civil war" against Black people and planned to buy an assault rifle. trib.al/eJoYIer

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Headed into the weekend like

.fire, walk with me this is you isn't it x.com/horoscopeofusa…

Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan trib.al/zeauBvB

Our next fee free days are November 11-12 in honor of #VeteransDay! Explore the legacies preserved in our parks nps.gov/military

My attention span was finally short enough for Twitter and now this. #280characters

It's finally cold enough in Wilmington to wear a coat AND hat. #ILM #ncwx

The playground scene in 2018: mom watches the kids, dad flies his drone.

"Dense Fog Advisory" also the title of my upcoming memoir on motherhood x.com/NWSWilmingtonN…

“But the U.M.B.C. Cinderella story transcends athletics, and has been decades in the making.” The New York Times #RetrieverNation nyti.ms/2HI7Ngl

The mastermind behind one of March Madness' breakout stars, the UMBC Athletics account, shares his Twitter tips.