The ship becomes 10 times better when you have a bitch in your ear telling you how bad of a person you are for shipping it

There are really some women out there that voted for a felon who said “grab her by the pussy”…what???

I think a man having sex with another man and realizing he’s straight is straighter than a man who doesn’t even try

peak masculinity looks like this

“heat suppressants are only $30” ok why do i have to pay $30 for my heat suppressants but pheromone blocker injections for alphas are free at local pharmacies?

dude

I would’ve been rubbing my shit crazy style

not arguing with a straight man ur g spot is in ur butt

how it feels being employed and not having time to read about ur favorite fictional character taking it up the ass

Crazy how ppl SKIP over sins like premarital sex and having kids out of wedlock.. but seem to only acknowledge homosexuality 🫠

If women are to stay pure who would the men be gaining experience with

Never kill yourself, I just read a fire fic and when I clicked on the authors profile they had 80 more fics with that pairing 😭❤️

i love cussing, having sex, gay people, smoking, abortions, reality tv, and being single w no kids