Of course you miss me. I wasn’t the problem.

(during sex) omg its 11:11!

💯

he met me in my “i’m going to stay single phase” & now i’m obsessed with him

não queria ser este tipo de pessoa mas eu levo o meu café comigo para a casa de banho e eu sei que vocês tmb

when he pours me another shot thinking im about to get freaky but im about to start talking in my british accent

Men won’t date me because they’re too scared of laughing a lot and having fun

pq mulher q tem pai ausente beija tao bem

está toda a gente em paris

Smoking good rolling solo

when she’s pretty and academically good

nem parece kkkjk

when ur high af n your friends start talking about scary stuff

Professora : "Que cheiro é esse??" Eu no fundo da sala :

Claude Monet different painting details

eu no jantar de família