Please stop DMing us asking us to "wake up Mount Rainier just a lil" to clear space in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets. We have a strict standing policy of not taunting the volcanoes.

Merry Pullman Safeway on Christmas Eve to all who celebrate

put any sorority chapter execs in charge of the house speaker election and it would’ve been wrapped up in exactly one hour

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.

A cockroach has arrived at the #MetGala. bit.ly/44hHU1T

Whatever happens tonight, forever thankful for this class and what they have brought to Purdue. They truly exemplify everything it means to be a Boilermaker and we will miss them immensely next year. Thank you class of 2024 🚂❤️

If I had it my way he’d have won 11 grammys and 17 oscars for this performance

inside out if it was filmed in my head

My brain cannot tell the difference between an actual life threatening situation and a purdue basketball game