Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

#mytype

Saw someone my age financially stable

Yet another beautiful day wasted by the shackles of employment

who wanna go to the park and push me on the swings… serious inquiries only

And for the men, perhaps therapy

They should invent someone to kill me

wtf is “fine shyt” i’m clearly miss angel baby princess

shoutout to me in 5 years. i bet she’s doing amazing and i am rooting for her

i’m gonna start saying “not all men” when someone says something positive about a man

You guys are lucky i use my powers for good

“talking stage” is crazy because what is this? a hostage negotiation?

First thing I do when im mad is wish death on that person and that’s my problem

had to restrain myself from telling a four year old she’s birthday twins with hitler

for someone so suicidal i’m still very much alive