dudes be like “money over bitches” and have neither

My entire sophomore year summed up in one picture:

Y'all see a woman at a club and suddenly she loses her value but you in that same club...

How do you just wake up ready to talk 😂 stfu for a min

When I go over my parent’s house and go in the pantry…

You: Trying to explain basic shit to a customer The customer:

Idc who you are 😂

Seeing my friends on LinkedIn is one of the funniest things ever 🤣🤣🤣. Acting all posh. I know who you really are 🤣🤣

pls don’t try to brake check me cus i will drive so far in ur trunk you’ll be listening to my music

You're emailing me? It's the Friday before the week of Thanksgiving in the month before the winter holidays, and you're emailing me??

Another week of fake laughs and Microsoft teams 💔 x.com/OJSIMPS0NBURNE…

idk it feel like they tryna be smart

tomorrow night. me and who?

Photo from a Piggly Wiggly in Pontotoc Mississippi.