hang it in the louvre

there is no serotonin boost quite like the phils absolutely clobbering the mets

#BaseballIsCinema

Who else up thinking about the time when Bryson Stott doubled and JT Realmuto slid into home directly behind Nick Castellanos and they were both safe

Whatever the fuck I want

This is probably the best angle I’ve seen that shows how the double slide situation unfolded

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

👊

so far 2025 feels like being awake during surgery

this old lady just said to me “growth is realizing that someone’s inconsistency is a sign to step back, not a challenge to prove your worth” and i think y’all need to engrave this into your soul.

being cold> being hot. idc ill die on this hill. you can only take off so many layers, meanwhile if ur cold u can just add layers.

In case anyone was wondering how work is going today

“what’s your 5 year plan” i’ll probably go to the movies next week I think

Welcome to the Phillies, Tugger! 🥹

Every. Single. Day.

I think the coolest part of being human is experiencing music

me outside Spirit Halloween watching their employees assemble animatronics

getting ready for spooky season

Imagine saying this when Cabin in the Woods and Jennifer’s Body exists 💔