men will ruin ur life and then send you an ig reel

And I was never the same

I don’t think drag race will ever feel like this again

every gay person in america just fell to their knees first look at jane krakowski as mary todd lincoln

the gayest thing only next to sodomy is this performance

I’M SCREAMING

Girl drop that nonchalant loser there’s an obsessive nerd out there that’ll happily do everything he wouldnt

Modern Broad City episode: Ilana desperately tries to get arrested at a protest to prove she’s still an activist despite turning 35, meanwhile Abbi gets detained by ICE walking home with snacks from the international section. Ilana is both outraged for her and jealous.

💀 Billy Porter talking about Nicki Minaj "F* her."

Its not even funny how real this is

Me putting his number on do not disturb but constantly checking if he’s disturbed me yet.

she’s a 10 but u must tell her good morning and goodnight or she think u hate her

Como eu espero ser tratada depois de ser insuportável o dia todo

Sometimes as a woman you don't understand whether you are hormonally sad, menstrually sad, ovulationally sad, seasonally sad or actually sad

Everyone is out of their fucking minds.

Born to be a muse yet forced to toil away in labor

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

her face card never declines.

23 years old lady gaga when asked about what a disco stick is? “it’s a penis....😁”