so grateful to not taste soap when eating cilantro thank God i am a proper human being

Eres arte

who decided chocolate chip was the IT girl of cookies?? cause shes rly not that girl

so real

someone tries to hack my snapchat every day i’m about to just delete that shit 😭 fuckin losers

“can you explain the gaps in your resume?” yes that was when I worked really weird jobs that I don’t want you to know about

The older I get the more I realize that everything really is that deep. The people you confide in, trust, date, become friends with, where you work, the opportunities you take, what you watch, what you eat, & what you consume. it’s very deep actually & shouldn’t be taken lightly.

ur honor that bitch is a weirdo

ghosty 🪩 me walking out of the met gala with four trays of shrimp cocktail in my mouth

i was literally talking about this the other day, 2005 tv shows were so good 😭

💀

This the real definition of getting to the bag. She been on every single season of Grey’s Anatomy just playing a scrub nurse. & She’s an actual scrub nurse irl! She has only had like 2 speaking lines the whole time. I know the bag heavy 😭

This why I be telling y’all be his friend and if you can’t — skip him

i finally deleted ADHD by kendrick i am finally free (if u have a car you would understand)

Being famous looks like a terrible experience

Man I not only have an inner monologue, I have an inner talk show, 24 hour news channel, and comedy revue.

that pandemic really changed me I’m not even gonna sit here an act like it didn’t change the entire trajectory of my life and decisions I make

The feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz ‘it isn’t enough’ 😭