have to tell a guy his house is sinking tomorrow

please god let me get a job please please pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

how it feels to coffee and thrift with mama

seven dollar levi jean jacket i’ve prayed for times like these

the fact that i’m someone’s ex is cuntyyy

wedding dress shopping with a cheapskate suuuuuccckkkss girl if you don’t spend $900 right now🙄🙄🙄🙄

all the “i miss the old timothee🥺🥺🥺” ppl got real quiet

duo i just made up. i think they’d be friends

proof that fatphobia is rarely actually about how someone looks and more about a feeling of moral superiority

not a rejection or acceptance but a secret third thing

i started a su rewatch like a few days before everyone started talking about it again

drinking celcius and vodka i call it white girl lean

“Tonight we are celebrating people, not AI. Animation is more than a prompt, it’s an art form that needs to be protected.” — Will Arnett while presenting the awards for Animation at the #Oscars

bro i thought this was an ad for merge mansion

sinners you were best picture in the eyes of the people

gorgeous, skinny, six foot tall girl with insane cheekbones was my barista today, mama take off that apron the runway needs you

come see my standup set at the creepy shack in the woods

i’ve always loved that fern has child birthing hips. why’d they do that