if you're going to the lake to be a miscreant-sunburned-hooligan and do miscreant-sunburned-hooligan things this weekend, THE LEAST you can do is take your miscreant-sunburned-hooligan trash with you when you go home.

no one is thinking about the weird thing you said at a party they’re thinking about how armadillos give birth to four genetically identical babies at a time you’ve got to stop taking yourself so seriously bro

We need an intern. This position will be supervised by the social media people. Said intern will *probably* get to tweet from this account - it depends on how well you fight for your memes. (OKC based)

Today, some of the books that shaped my life—and the lives of so many others—are being challenged by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives. And librarians are on the front lines, fighting every day to make the widest possible range of viewpoints, opinions, and

This will only be effective if EVERYONE refrains from tweeting (X-ing?) on August 1st a/k/a #TweetlessTuesday. Let's show the owner the POWER OF THE PEOPLE. Honestly, would it kill you to keep your thoughts to yourself for 1 damn day? Read a book! 👀 #August1stTweetOutDay

My kids, now grown, are still traumatized by the meatloaf I made with Shrek green ketchup. I can only imagine what it would look like with pink!

The "Women's Bill of Rights" is an absolute joke and just another political stunt by failing leadership in Oklahoma. If they gave a damn the bill would have addressed any of the following stats. Oklahoma Rankings for Women: - 51st worst state for women - 51st women in poverty -

look we know you're here avoiding those tasks you've been putting off that would only actually take 5mins to complete --- SO MAY AS WELL USE YOUR "FREE" TIME TO READ OUR ARTICLE ABOUT TEXAS HORNED LIZARDS. IT WILL BE FUN. YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING: wildlifedepartment.com/outdoorok/ooj/…

Young people: The GOP is floating an amendment to raise the voting age from 18 to 25. Vivek Ramaswamy is openly promoting it. They’re scared of your votes and want to silence you. Act appropriately in 2024.

(Matthew McConaughey voice) Every butterfly has a paast, and every caterpillar has a future [FINGER GUNS] alright alright alright

If you're working/playing around outdoors in this heat you need to take precautions. You are NOT "built different." The sun WILL win.

New from me: What was Elon Musk’s strategy for Twitter? A game plan published by a fired Trump White House staffer provides a clue. nbcnews.com/tech/was-elon-…

Your 28-year-old girlfriend does not want flowers she wants a bird feeder and just one moment of peace and silence

PLEASE👏DO👏NOT👏EAT👏GAR👏EGGS👏 THEY👏WILL👏ABSOLUTELY👏DEVASTATE👏YOUR👏TUMMY👏

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