Jamison and mako know Australian memes and nothing but Australian memes and honestly? I feel so lost

I just banged my knee and swore like a sailor in front of thirteen children kill me

amelie gabe and sombra got in trouble at school yesterday for trying to change every grade in the system to 69

I don't care how bad Jamison has been this year do NOT give him coal the last thing he needs is more flammable stuff he'll think it's a gift

beepbeep boowoooo (i am a robot with simulated emotions but even I'M more in tune with my feelings than reaper)

I took the kids to see a mall Santa today and as we left he leaned in and whispered "I'm so sorry for you"

had to get a new tree for the common area because Gabe spray painted the first one black and it caught fire when Junkrat walked by

"Not at all, I do it all the time." x.com/DeathIsReaper/…

Passes the staff over and gives a thumbs up. x.com/DeathIsReaper/…

kids n I are making gingerbread 2day n this is the 1st time Jamison has been allowed near the oven since last years flaming chariot of death

so far the dough has been made and there are no fires and no fights picking out the cookie cutters might cause some tho

so there were fights because Gabe wanted to use the Halloween cookie cutters because Christmas is a "baby holiday" and then amelie called

HIM a baby so I had to stop that but they all agreed to use the angel shape for me and honestly???? things like this make it all worth it

<sees reaper during winter FROSSSTTYYY the DEATHMAAAN...

Merry Christmas everybody hana woke me up at five am because she wanted to open her gifts asap but Gabe only just woke up

"How I feel around Sombra and Reaper. . ."

finally have a rest from the holiday gift card redeeming spree ana, rein, luv u guys but give the kids cards for the same store next time?

(( #toounrealistic #blockedt x.com/LavenderCypres…

genji and hanzo are playing "I murdered my brother" again it's getting worrying how in depth they go