Listen, I just wanted to smack my good friend's ass for his birthday. Nothing sexual there.

Hell yeah Ignis is fine. [Fingerguns.]

Glad we can all agree Ignis is smashable.

[[ Ey. Good. Fixed stuff. Gladdy daddy is primarily time skip now.

Walks right over to Noctis and whacks him on the rear end. "Happy Birthday, wimp."

Hah jokes on you I don't have a lover. ... wait.

I confused myself. Technically, I got a few? But they're not like. Lover-lovers.

Yeah, I mean. I don't get romantic feelings, not really. Sharing a bed is the closest I can get to people.

Nah, doesn't bother me. ... Might be more tragic for them. But. I'm careful. Everyone knows what they're gettin' into.

Careful is my middle name, Lady Lunafreya.

[[ Goddddd I'm sorry I'm apparently incapable of being serious on Gladio, ya'll. Go to Iggy if you want serious.

I wanted to run around shirtless but apparently assassins are all about "subtlety" and "stealth"

"I mean. Have ya seen her? I'm also pretty sure she could beat me up and you know how much I like that." x.com/glaiveralf/sta…

I've been summoned.

[[ Sorry y'all I gotta be in the right goofy mindset for Gladio and I'm too sleepy for it rn. Tomorrow I hope??

I love my sister no matter who she loves just please not fucking Ryker.

[[ I love that headcanon. I think it was 「♛」Nᴏᴄᴛɪs. that came up with it?? Idr. Either way, that's what I think of for all Nocts now. ]]

"Fifty cats." Thousand yard stare.

I'm gonna beat Ignis's ass and not in the sexy way.

Maybe after I beat his ass I'll play nurse for him and then it can get sexy. Have you seen Ignis? It's hard to keep my pants on around him.