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Super Randomish

@superrandomish

Every once in awhile, a bio so amazing comes along that it changes your life. This isn't that bio.

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Found this at night in the far corner of my mom's garage. Particularly terrifying is the amount of tiny baby spiders. It's non poisonous and not aggressive but it's nothing a few Molotov cocktails can't remedy. I'll be starting a GoFundMe so my mother can buy a new house.

Found this at night in the far corner of my mom's garage. Particularly terrifying is the amount of tiny baby spiders. It's non poisonous and not aggressive but it's nothing a few Molotov cocktails can't remedy. I'll be starting a GoFundMe so my mother can buy a new house.
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So I asked Google AI which team was going to win the NFC. It's all nonsense. Justin Herbert in Chicago? Tom Brady back to the Bucs? Trey Lance with the 49ers? It's wildly inaccurate.

So I asked <a href="/GoogleAI/">Google AI</a> which team was going to win the NFC. It's all nonsense. Justin Herbert in Chicago? Tom Brady back to the Bucs? Trey Lance with the 49ers? It's wildly inaccurate.
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I just had a lady returning a moisture meter and she said "it keeps reading everything as wet, maybe it's just me though...Wait, that didn't sound right"

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.Detroit Lions QB Jared Goff has produced two-career games with at least 300 passing yards, an 80.0% completion percentage and a passer rating of 155.0. This ties for the most such games in NFL history. #OnePride

.<a href="/Lions/">Detroit Lions</a> QB <a href="/JaredGoff16/">Jared Goff</a> has produced two-career games with at least 300 passing yards, an 80.0% completion percentage and a passer rating of 155.0.

This ties for the most such games in <a href="/NFL/">NFL</a> history.

#OnePride
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Texas has 2.1M undocumented immigrants and Florida has 1.2M. Minnesota has 130,000. Don't let anyone tell you this is about immigration. It never was.

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There was a commercial on NBC about some project and it said "produced by Robert Redford" and my mom said "didn't he die". She rewound the TV, we watched again and there was no such commercial on. That is bizarre. Glitch in the matrix? Haha

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I was realizing yesterday that I almost never see anyone wearing a red MAGA hat anymore in Florida. No giant obnoxious flags on trucks. Not even a bumper sticker. I know they exist but them being proud of it seems to be fading. This makes me happy.

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Bob: This damn archival paper keeps jamming. It's like it hates me. Me: *looks down* There's your problem Bob. You're using ARCHRIVAL paper