"if i get kidnapped and forced to juggle, make sure you come and save me as soon as possible-"

'All the horses. Don't forget the fireworks, either."

"I'm just gonna pretend I know what's going on and eat this banana-"

"Are you willing to pay-" x.com/ValgeKollane/s…

"An I.O.U I guess??? You can pay me when you do have he money-" x.com/ValgeKollane/s…

[Slidessss him a banana.] "Enjoy." x.com/ValgeKollane/s…

"I sneezed once and headbutted my staff. That was cool-"

"Praise the sun."

RTs appreciated! Account Switch. Detailed/Literate. Serious/Crack. #RWBYRP

"I mean- Does there reaaaaally have to be a cage?" x.com/MonochromeKill…

"Well, yeah. I mean, wouldn't you hate being stuck in a cage? For only 5 bananas?" x.com/MonochromeKill…

"Listen- You are a strong, independent woman. Who deserves much more than a few tips." x.com/MonochromeKill…

"You buying what I'm selling? do you catch my drift, bro?" x.com/MonochromeKill…

"Wait! What about my bananas?" x.com/MonochromeKill…

[Clenches fist. A single tear runs down his cheek. He truly was evil.] x.com/MonochromeKill…

"Look. It's Mercury."

Prays. "Harambe if you're up there listening--"

"You wanna tussle, m80-" x.com/AK200BOT/statu…

"We'll pee on his bed. That will show him."

"Things would be different if Harambe was still alive-"