"Why are you like this-"

"HA, okay-." He's nuts. This is crazy. Why is she still here.

"Ah, he's got the case of Crippling depression."

Holds out a box. "Money shot!" Watches as several wallets fall out.

"AGREED." x.com/PlacidHuntsman…

"Yo."

She spent a lot of lien on sparklers. A waste of money? She didn't think so.

"Where can I find a flamethrower-."

"That's never gonna happen-. But! I don't need it to cause trouble. I need it to light all these sparklers. At once." She was bored. x.com/NotHerPawn/sta…

"It's not /stupid/. Have you seen anyone else try this?"

"What's the problem? You don't wanna see a bunch of sparks fly?" x.com/NotHerPawn/sta…

"Ugh, of course you do. What's the twist? What do you want for it?"

"Oh thank god. This is a win-win situation. I was tired of staring at them."

"I knew you couldn't resist. Outside it is." x.com/NotHerPawn/sta…

"Yeah, yeah." She takes a seat on the floor, patting the empty space in front of her. "Just zip it and sit down."

"Don't worry about it, Torchwick! I'm a professional!~" x.com/NotHerPawn/sta…

With tweezers in hand, she started plucking bit by bit at the Caterpillars that rested on Mercury's forehead. "Looking pretty good.~"

Emerald hurting Mercury for shits and giggles??? She would never! "Whoops! Guess you should have held still." x.com/StunningGreave…

"I'm almost done, stop whining." With a few more plucks and a couple 'accidents', his eyebrows were finished. "All done Princess." x.com/StunningGreave…

"It's a good thing I knew what I was doing then. Now the flamethrower?" x.com/StunningGreave…