“Meat Echo” Around here, we just call that indigestion

Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

October 4, 2023 VS October 4, 2024 The difference a year makes

Me driving to work on a Monday Morning

Just a reminder before Milton hits

This weather has this hoa hoa fall girl like 😍

Gone Minecraftin' with Team Easy Button! Join us! twitch.tv/sundyst

When you did all you could to mentally, physically, and emotionally prepare for the time change impacting your 1 year old’s sleep patterns — including moving his bedtime back gradually — but then your 1 year old gets sick and all sleep patterns are thrown out the window anyway

Watching 13 month old try and pronounce “ball”. My brain: “What a smarty pants!” My heart: “What a cutie patootie!” My mouth, confidently: “What a smarty patarty!” My brain and heart: “I’m sorry, what?!” 🙄🫢🙃

Wait. We were supposed to do that in our 20s and NOT near the end of our 30s? Oops! Late to the trend yet again!

Anybody else have Bo Burnham's "All Eyes on Me" stuck in their head today? "Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun? It's almost over It's just begun ... You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit You say the whole world's ending honey, it already did"

When you dropped your ballot in a Dropbox at 9:00 AM this morning, but it’s still showing as not received. This is fine, right?

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

When you use up the last bit of formula and your 13 month old has officially transitioned to cow’s milk. We’re sad crying because he’s grown so much. We’re happy crying because now we don’t have to spend so much on formula.

I have a Spotify playlist that is exclusively Elton John songs. I pull it out when I need to turn my brain off and stop worrying and just get stuff done. It's been on heavy rotation this week. I might need to find new "Turn Brain Off and Get Stuff Done" music.