I think more people should explore the possibility that other people are not thinking about them. At all.

I had a dream Beyoncé worked for me and we were teaching the servers a dance so we could be known as the dancing caterers

Hot dogs and beans will forever be an elite dish.. idc how rich I am I’ma still eat that shit

Listening to my most listened to songs of 2019, has me depressed like 2019.

I tweet in my mind and never hit tweet.

Listening to Doja Cat makes me instantly horney.

One day I won’t have to work on Sundays. Till then 🤿

My phone just autocorrected emo to enough and I think that’s all 14 year old me needed to hear 🖤

this is actually my 3rd rodeo and I still have a lot of questions about rules and regulations

All bars should give you chips and salsa with your shots.

Y’all suck.

If listening to sad songs when I was sad to get sadder was a full time job, I’d have two jobs.

Twitter is now ‘suggesting’ tweets about beefing. What are you tryin to say.

Certain songs can bring you to an exact moment in time with either the most or least significant people from our pasts. It’s magical.

I’m going to tweet it so I don’t forget that I thought it. “I don’t miss you, I miss you wanting me.” These are so different, gotta let the brain know.

Lol idc

When you have a head high but you came here for a body high lol

Twitter is more welcoming than my home town.

I wish I could hit rewind in my brain and remember what I wanted to say. *plays white lotus theme and remembers*