if this doesn’t go viral i’ll make ramen rn

Anyone else’s parents newly obsessed w weed gummies

Why is it so hard to ask for a book back once you’ve lent it to someone

Coffee mate is a TREAT

2020: “essential workers” 2022: “low skilled workers”

can we pls go back to the normal “do not disturb” function

balaclavas or baklava

i really be like “ohh shit my mask” like i’m Batman or something

I still don’t understand these slides

Nothing worse than texting w cold fingers and auto correct failing me

good morning my songs out and so is the EFFING VIDEOOOOO cc: brooklyn barbie and @_jxckmusic song.link/icantstopcrying

hire me to make ur next flyer and get help me get one step closer to quitting my day job!!!

surprisingly it doesn’t make me feel better when the solution to my technology problem is turning it off & back on again

linkedin is so sneaky, i get a notification so and so wants to connect with me and all of a sudden i’m sending a friend request

why does lox taste so much different from salmon (ik it’s smoked) (i like them both btw)