WWNMD - what would nick miller do

they need to make a pill like adderall but for remembering.

men will never know what it feels like to get ready together and borrow ur friend’s top and be late and take selfies in the uber and gossip in the toilet like sucks to be them

forgive me

MAX AT THE ERAS TOUR HE’S THERE TO SEE HIS GOOD FRIEND ELAINE

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

he’s the ….. to my…

“We are best friends, Frog,” said Toad. “You and me, we're together like cookies and milk.”

friend: i’m thinking about moving to oregon me: [knows about what happened to the people who tried to move to oregon in the 1800s] i wouldn’t

“im at my clits end”

oh she needs that hero real bad

The moment parrot stops before drop got me laugh so hard 😂

AI is so fcking crazy i’m cryingggg 😭😭😭