This is funny. As a pre-marital cohabitator: 1) I’ve learned things I could’ve only seen through living together 2) never had a problem leaving 3) never had to intertwine finances

All good love (platonic and romantic) has a performance aspect to it. The propaganda is the belief that your beloved/friend/family doesn’t deserve grand planned public gestures of devotion lest it look inauthentic or un-pragmatic.

Gonna try and read on the treadmill today, send up prayers I don’t fall

I just be trying to tell yall the truth because yall mamas and daddies didn’t. If you gonna be with men you will be engaging in a game and you need to play it to win. If you don’t want to play you just need to sit on the bench. And I ain’t talking about that stupid ass femininity

Made the grave mistake of staying up when I woke up at 7am

Today I learned that it was Steph & Klay that were the Splash Bros and not Steph & Draymond

I feel like if your parents “did right by you” they wouldn’t ask/expect that of you and have planned properly

My God I love Ebay.

It’s 83 degrees and I’ll be taking boozy walk to get a tequila slushie. Then ending my evening with a full spread of chicken quesadillas, pork belly, al pastor & veggie tacos plus dragonfruit & lime agua fresca. Might even kick on the fire pit and bring the tv outside

Life without coffee is just a little less bright

Seeing you all make excuses for male attorneys being rude…

right! Idc if you’re a partner that’s not how your speak to people or explain your workload

I don’t think so, my family from the Midwest been using it my whole life

I’m chasing anything I want ferociously and seeking as much rejection as necessary

Did I cry at the Elmiene concert last night? Maybe…

Rain rain go away, I wanna go to the funset today!!

Is it too late for me to be out doing the taffy twirl?

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