Doggo

It's virtually unheard of for a 16 year old car to have an MOT with no advisories. Mine did it today, with 101000 on the clock. I'm chuffed.

Imagine thinking you’re a decent person and still voting Reform.

At 25 I used to worry about when the next good dvds were going to be released, now at 45, I worry about my kids even though they're 16 and 12. 20 years makes so much difference.

Son. "Dad, have you ever had any paranormal experiences?" Me. "Does being ghosted by multiple women count?" 🤣🤣

Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.

Why do right wingers have to be complete cunts?

Queens of the stone age The Beatles Wings George Formby Metallica Nirvana Foo fighters Smashing pumpkins

A serious illness really demonstrates that most of your 'friends' are merely acquaintances. Your real friends, the ones who show up when the chips are down, can usually be counted on the fingers of one hand

Remember.. they're all cunts..

Anything by U2, Nickelback, and all the other similar cunts..

Next door

Last of the summer wine. There's Compo, clegg and Blaimire..

Your 'press pass' was drawn by you with crayons. And secondly you cropped out the part where you were winding people up and being a general cunt. Don't lie, you'll get found out. You sniveling little bastard.

Who? The now four time murderer and rapist on a whole life tariff? That chap? You fucking broken bell.

Mrs Slocombes pussy

I'd rather wipe my arse with compo's corpse.

Nazi manoeuvres in the dark

Someone I know asked me the exact same question, my answer? "No, they're all cunts"