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Patient: Can I take off this dumb mask? No one is in here. Me: I’m in here.

If your home COVID test was positive, you have COVID. Please do not come to the ER for another test.

CDC’s loss of limb policy on going back to work… (Please tell me some of you are old enough to get this reference)

For my very first post, I would like to say the CDC and American Heart Association are out here trying to kill healthcare workers with their new guidelines

CDC just said you only need to quarantine if you on a ventilator. But if ya ventilator got wheels and a battery pack you gotta take yo ass to work.

party rock is in the HOUSE tonight guys. not in the clubs

PSA for your daughters: Girls can wear sparkles and be trauma surgeons, too.

If nursing wage caps ever get passed to law I will be leaving nursing.

I cant believe I uttered “I’m just a baby” intra-op, over an open abdomen

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If you’re concerned about the crush of kids getting sick with COVID/flu/RSV, there’s an intermediate strategy between doing nothing and schools going virtual. It’s a 4-letter word.

Question for #medtwitter: what is a tip related to your speciality that can help people have a healthier 2023? For EM, never drive while intoxicated.

several days into my neurosurgery rotation id like to announce a (non comprehensive) list of things that are cancelled, thank you

THE WAY NOT ONE PERSON IN THAT CROWD KNOWS COLD AS YOU????