And then the little dog would say "yo quiero Taco Bell" and we would all laugh and laugh. It was a simpler time.

the bouncer removing me after i play the glee cast on the touch tunes

breaking lesbian stereotypes by not having an emotional support ex 🥳

love me anyway should’ve been a hit

being a girl is a fun guessing game of why are my hormones making me act more insane than usual this week

pride month is over

how i sleep knowing that i will never wake up next to him in the middle of the night with my head in my hands being nothing more than his wife

Accidental coffee drip that would have done fucking NUMBERS on 2011 Tumblr

passenger princess duties 🫶🏻

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

they should’ve won an emmy for this scene alone

You should get to leave work early if you feel a chin hair