Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,

Breonna Taylor was murdered today 6 years ago

What happened here, we'll never know

Listen you could shit talk Americans for countless things I don't think we could reasonably argue against but I'll be damned if I'm going to be lectured about how Americans are rude and have annoying voices by the French.

Three years after becoming the cutting-edge first mover in replacing journalists with AI-generated content, bankruptcy. A win for the humans.

The full performance of “I Lied To You” from ‘SINNERS’ at the Oscars. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

Just realized my Gmail profile photo that I’ve used to communicate with every employer in my entire life for the past 5 years has been me shirtless on a hike

Quit weed for like 5 months because I struggle with starting tasks and thought I was becoming the lazy stoner stereotype… turns out I’m just like that, can’t blame the weed :/

This four year old speaks clearer than I do

this image is killing me it looks like hes chugging gasoline

“I was drunk so let me get another word in sober” is a great move.

Another way to say this is that he was only person at the party who wasn't actively engaging in moral cowardice

Borgs spotted at the St Patty’s day parade, these were my favorite people at the parade

Lmfaoooo

The way Rob is not lying. They both got privately married

mcu peter parker is finally relatable to the average college experience: wanting to kill yourself at a house party

Who the fuck eats a baked potato like that and also who the fuck eats a baked potato with nothing on it??

Let’s gooooo! Fuck these coward cops for thinking they could sue this man after raiding his house, stealing his money, and pointing guns at his kids for absolutely no reason.

Nuclear power is remarkably clean in that we can just seal up all the bad stuff that kills you and gives you cancer and it stays sealed. With traditional fossil fuels we put all the bad stuff that gives you cancer directly into the air we breathe, food we eat and water we drink.

i just sucked my own dick and got poisoned. no podcast tonight