Calculating all possible minigolf outcomes. For fun.

|| I'm going to make another account bc I have no self-control, but I can't choose 🤔 Help me pls?

Reading Moby Dick. Wonders if Robert has ever fought a giant whale before. He probably has a story.

❝I'm just kidding. Or am I?❞ 🔥 Lit & desc. 💋 Lesbian. Clean & lewd. ✊🏽 Can be half-werewolf. 🥀 #DreamDaddyRP RTs please?

"Vampires aren't real. The myths surrounding them date back to the 12th century, though."

"DEAL."

"It's not bribing. It's barter. I get sweets, you get... my extensive knowledge of myths."

"I'm Daisy! It's nice to make your acquaintance." How formal.

Claps her little hands together. This girl has the correct priorities.

"I'm responsible." Yes, but also 10.

Today on Daisy's extracurricular reading list: Walden by Henry David Thoreau.

Azula, Cardigan Welsh Corgi (8 m), QC, CAN • "She just chewed the internet cable at my apartment. It wasn't working before and now it does."

So far not impressed with all the admin passages. Loves the descriptions of nature though. Her dad would probably like them.

Going to go pet her ᵈᵒᵍ.

Woah, what happened there? Weird.

Bʀɪᴀɴ Hᴀʀᴅɪɴɢ "ʟᴇᴛ's ɢᴏ ᴄᴀᴍᴘɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴜᴅᴅʟᴇ" •ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇᴅ ʀᴘ •sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ •(ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ)sꜰᴡ •ᴅᴅᴀᴅᴅs ʀᴛ?

Maple, Corgi (13 w/o), Vancouver, BC, CAN • "She has a passion for chewing rocks. She also pooped on all the beanbags at the office."

Today on Daisy's list of extracurricular reading: Alice in Wonderland. One of her faves.

"Why are people trying to steal Maxwell? That's not nice."

First instinct is to hide behind the book. "Y-yeah! It's one of my favourites." x.com/Chill_Frxckles…