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|| I'm back(-ish)! How has everyone been?

Damn. @CoffeeSpoonDad has almost certainly adopted ~10 cats in my absence, huh?

I'm on my way over to yours as we speak!!!!!! x.com/CoffeeSpoonDad…

Okay, one of those names is definitely superior. [Laughs.] But who am I to complain? You're the proud Cat Dad™. x.com/CoffeeSpoonDad…

8pm definitely isn't too late for a can of Monster. The Pablo train goes all night, baby!!!

Mhm. It's a thing only cool young people can do. x.com/CoffeeSpoonDad…

Aw, c'mon. Don't feel 🅱️ad. [He's just showing off now.] x.com/CoffeeSpoonDad…

Hell yeah! Thanks Mr. B! [He's totally putting that in his Tinder bio.] x.com/InsertGothPun/…

I... I have no idea. I'd say you gotta believe in magic or some shit. Like Peter Pan? Your guess is as good as mine, honestly. x.com/CoffeeSpoonDad…

YOU'RE AN ANGEL! x.com/CoffeeSpoonDad…

Yeah, exactly. [He loves to wind Mat up. All out of love, of course.] x.com/CoffeeSpoonDad…

Oh PLEASE. Name one thing you've done wrong in your life ever. I'll wait. x.com/CoffeeSpoonDad…

W H A T! Tell me everything. Right. Now. x.com/CoffeeSpoonDad…

|| He is easily impressed and easily smitten 😅 x.com/InsertDadPun/s…

Gotta love summer 'cause all the jerks who demand cold brew all winter have to accept they ain't shit and drink iced coffee like everyone else. ✌🏽

Oh, it's Mother's Day? Huh. That's... cool, I guess.

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If I could time travel I'd totally go back and thank whoever invented energy drinks. I owe 'em my life.