Norwegians invaded the UK but that’s OK isn’t it! I fucking hate racists. I hate salted butter too. AIR FRYERS FOR EVERYBODY. Right on.

I like making ice cream.

#PMQs Sunak chirping on about Starmer referring to the past just after saying how brilliant Great Britain was during the Industrial Revolution. Bizarre. Just plain bizarre.

PIE CLUB.

*Air grab* The Lovely Eggs 🥚 📺

Alcudia

Apparently the good people of Lichfield would vote for a donkey if it was wearing a blue rosette, so in order to defeat Michael Fabricant on July 4th I'm going to need many many more followers...please please please Retweet this and ask YOUR followers to give ME a follow ❤️

Pretending you don't know its a long running joke between outgoing and incoming chancellors since Conservative Chancellor Reginald Maudling handed note to Labour Chancellor Jim Callaghan in 1964. But keep grifting the idiots

Our country is broken says the cunt who broke it.

Keep it going #ToryFascistDictatorship

Afternoon.

We’re votting ReformUk for Englands fewture.

“I’m already over it,” says former MP Johnny Mercer, pictured here with his wife, Felicity, at their minge farm in the Devon countryside.

Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account. But he didn't. Don't RT 🤣

now, it's not often I ask you to do stuff for me... please retweet if a. you believe in fairies b. you support second time female filmmakers and c. you support British cinema. Timestalker is released in cinemas in the UK & Ireland on 11th October 💜❤️🩷🌭☸️🐦🪓

Hate hate hate hate hate hate. How tragic must you be to just hate all the time. It’s a music festival. Music is cool.

Simon 🤍 dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 #FlipFlopFarage #TalibanTice Ooops