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Carol Avenger Danvers

@stolencaptain

I'm not what you think I am. #FanAccount #Marvel #MarvelRP #RP #MCURP #Fake #CaptainMarvel #HigherFurtherFaster @starforcecomdr

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calendar_today11-03-2019 17:05:51

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Is she eating Coulson's "good behavior" cookies without permission? Yes. Will she regret it? No. She does a lot of good things in space.

Is she eating Coulson's "good behavior" cookies without permission? 

Yes.

Will she regret it? 

No.

She does a lot of good things in space.
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((Update: this morning I had a fever so I went to a testing station. Hopefully it's just a cold, but I'm taking every precaution.

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(( Got an email about graduation I checked my degree works and instead of being 100% it is at 96% because I still haven't declared my major? How is that even possible? My advisor KNEW I was communication and I'm pretty damn sure that's what my Diploma says so WHAT. THE. QUIZNACK!

(( Got an email about graduation I checked my degree works and instead of being 100% it is at 96% because I still haven't declared my major? How is that even possible? My advisor KNEW I was communication and I'm pretty damn sure that's what my Diploma says so WHAT. THE. QUIZNACK!
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((EMERGENCY UPDATE: I won't be on for awhile. My uncle who got Coivid-19 is in a coma and dying. My grandmother has it as well. I need to be with my mom and try to support her.

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((It's official. My uncle is passing away in less than 15 minutes. Heart, liver, lung, and kidney failure due to Covid-19. No one is going to be with him. Not even a pastor. No one is allowed in. 🖕 Covid-19. I'm praying Grandma can fight it and win.

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She has to stop waking up like this. So much time has passed and yet she still has nightmares. The crash nightmare was a cakewalk now. Dreaming about HIM is terrifying. Not because he's scary. Obviously. Just her dumb brain. And his blood.

She has to stop waking up like this. So much time has passed and yet she still has nightmares. The crash nightmare was a cakewalk now.

Dreaming about HIM is terrifying. Not because he's scary. Obviously.
Just her dumb brain. And his blood.
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"Can someone please explain to me why Tony isn't in Winterfell? Isn't it winter?" Yeah. She's finally found The Game of Thrones series.

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((#TooManyWomen are taught they have to stay in at night, to never go anywhere alone, to always look behind them in to avoid rape. My mom was sexually harassed, I was sexually harassed in high school/stalked in college, my sister was sexually assaulted. #TooManyWomen