Working on a new set list…any requests?

me scrolling through the great war edits

🧵 I never wanted to bring this to my platform, but I NEED to get this rant out. I am Adin Ross’ half-brother. This is not a joke, and a few of you already knew. He was banned from Twitch yesterday and has been making erratic career and life decisions since meeting Andrew Tate.

We know you didn’t ask but we’re team Selena

What time is it? 11 12 1 10 | 2 time for us to 9 ⊙———> admit 8 4 The Great war is the 7 6 5 best song on Midnights

So, without telling anyone, Dave Grohl brought his giant smoker and cooked/fed barbecue and sides for 500 folks at Hope Mission in L.A. during the storms. Paid for it all. Worked 16 hours. So, when the aliens get here and ask “who’s in charge?”, I think we take them to Dave

stranger: is this snake poisonous? us: nah fam, stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth* us: it’s venomous tho

I think this is my favorite scene in a movie

Hockey is for everyone. To ensure we create an inclusive community we strive to educate our fans on the importance of pronouns and identities in order to best support the LGBTQ+ community. #GoAvsGo

ryan Omfg I’m wet

you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location

I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names: 1.) I am afraid of electricity

i still quote “omg sustainable!” regularly

Shoutout to this magical device that heats up mosquito bites really hot and denatures the proteins that make them itchy

Cardi B throws microphone at audience member who threw a drink at her.

"note to the casting directors: margot robbie isn't the right actress to cast when making this point"

I wonder if the moon knows she’s that girl right now 🌚