My simple question for Keir Starmer Democracy not mobocracy Stop the boats, end mass migration Safer streets not machetes Pluralism not multiculturalism Integration not subversion Unity not "diversity" 🇬🇧 values not identity politics. Does all that make me far-right?

In other news; full back stops the winger from getting a cross in, get some clicks on football twitter though for sending someone for a hotdog or whatever the kids say 👏🏻

patchy eyebrows lopsided eyes no hairline patchy beard at 40 fetal alcohol syndrome no lips desperate virgin gagging for female attention and validation on twitter pick a struggle

Alarm goes off 7.55am on Tuesday Me. #oasisreunion #oasis

No better tribute, RIP Sven

Explaining that you think you deserve a knighthood is probably the exact reason you’ll never get one

One of the best stories I’ve heard on this pod 😂

It’s on of them, everyone’s had a drink

Fuckin crying 😂😂😂

Proper crap

This Cheadle?

This man got LESS time in prison FOR STABBING A POLICE OFFICER IN THE HEAD than a mother did for a facebook post. You make the argument to me, i’ll listen, Go ahead.

Absolute circus man

Seeing as it’s Derby away tomorrow think it’s only right I pull this cracker out 😂 #Millwall

Do it for the bloke who shouts “Sentnuullllllll”

Big incident outside the stadium 🙆🏽#EspanyolBarça

What a side. Battered Man City and United within a couple of weeks

Worlds gone mad

Walkers sensations were banging