You can't just fade away out of my life. That's my move, I practically invented the fade away!

I'll go to sleep when it's time to charge my phone.

Music has a way of freeing my mind, as well as, trapping me in it.

That moment when you can't stand someone, but realize you act just like them...

Sometimes we need reminding to stop doing that fucked up thing where we put our self-esteem into the hands of strangers.

A funny thing happens when you spill out your heart, it's almost impossible to clean up.

Who needs a dad to teach you how to do stuff when there's the internet.

Somedays, there just aren't enough fuck you's to go around.

It's national dessert day, so eat my pie

I feel automatically molested if I use the unisex bathroom

Single. Engaged. Married. Divorced. Single. Engaged. Married. Divorced. Single. - I refuse to repeat this dreadful pattern 🙅🏻🙅🏻

There are 2 types of people, those that say goodnight and go straight to bed, and those that stay up as late as they can just to talk to you

Welcome to Club Awkward where nobody talks cuz shy AF.

I never needed you to save me. I just simply wanted you.

Hey Cincinnati Reds, Arrieta no-hitter support group meets on Mondays.

Los Angeles Dodgers We'll bring the Budweiser.

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