Truss: I was brought down by the left-wing economic establishment Reality:

EXCLUSIVE: Jonathan Gullis's Mastermind appearance. The original cut.

Me: "Twitter is toxic I need a break" Me an hour later: "You little Tory c*nt"

Sunak says how wonderful it is that Northern Ireland gets privileged access to the single market. I’d like that for the rest of the UK.

Sarah Vine opining that Brexit cost her her marriage is a novel way to say ‘my husband actually preferred cock’.

One of the most surprising parts of the Matt Hancock scandal is the revelation that people refer to Oakeshott as a journalist. Personally, I think it’s more fitting to describe her as an opportunist, or a twat.

I don't have a fucking clue how car registration plates work nowadays. It's not like the olden days when they were a single letter at the end. I feel it's too late to ask someone and the Google explanation confuses the fuck out of me.

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BREAKING: Twitter

Well done R kid 😂

Manchester's original ‘Tram Taylor’ cardboard cut-out is to be auctioned off manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…

Doug and I are thinking of the families who lost loved ones and the communities devastated by the storms this weekend. Our Administration stands ready to support recovery efforts in any way we can.

"Refused"...? Check yourselves Sky News. Why are you painting this dead woman as the protagonist in this situation? FFS.

Hell will freeze over before I call that nasty old whore 'Queen'.

Happy 75th Birthday to the NHS Trafford General Hospital (built 1926-28) is known as the birthplace of the NHS. On this day in 1948, the hospital was symbolically handed over to health minister Nye Bevan, thus becoming the first in the world to offer free healthcare to all.

The Sun achieved its aim. It set out to wound the BBC whatever the collateral damage and however contestable its “ journalism”. The result is one more step to a world the right cherishes - where there is no trusted source of news. And the BBC’s own OTT coverage made it worse.

Looks like the Government's drive to expand public understanding of maths needs to be extended to the Chancellor

Here's what you didn't realise you needed today: a dodgy holiday 🎶 acapella version of an 80s tune, angled at the Rt Hon Nadine Dorries story. It's called "The Never Ending Dorries" - you can guess what it's parodying (Limahl_Official). PS: We're all still scarred by Artax's death

Freemasons Rain Down Love youtu.be/lsUfK_fGSEs via YouTube