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If while sick you have a sneezing fit and right in the middle you unintentionally rip one and he just grins and leans down to give you a little kiss on the head, he might be the one.

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When young I had a friend whose mom sang “I’d die without shoes” for the chorus of PM Dawn’s ‘I’d die without you’. And really let’s all be honest and admit that for most women this was a much more accurate and relatable lyric.

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Lazy me always skips simple tasks with the expectation that later me will take care of if, and anyway later me is now current me and current me hates lazy yesterday me. She’s such an asshole.

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Every year, without fail, there is a point at which I lose the ability to breathe through both nostrils simultaneously. Every year, without fail, I swear to never again take the simultaneous working nostrils for granted. Every year, I forget. *snort cries through 1 nostril