HT in Combined Counties Football League Premier Cup is Hanworth Villa FC 1 Farnham Town FC 1. Tbh, FT the better side to start with and they took the lead on 33 through their impressive no.7. But HV came back and equalised on 43 when a free kick was turned in by no.5. Attendance around 60.

FT in Combined Counties Football League Premier Cup was Hanworth Villa FC 1 Farnham Town FC 1. No goals in the second half despite both sides coming close. And so to penalties which went on for quite a while until HV eventually won 8-7. Good luck to both teams for the rest of the season.

At Gunnersbury Sports Hub for my first ever Arthurian League game. It's the Division One "six pointer" between 1st place Old Reptonian FC and 3rd place Old Cholmeleians . We're on the 3G with kick off at 1215. It's sunny but very breezy which won't help either side. Should be good.

HT in Arthurian League is Old Reptonian FC 0 Old Cholmeleians 0. OR have had a majority of the possession but cannot get through the resolute OC defence. Both sides have had chances but neither keeper has had to make a real save yet, although OR did hit the post. Attendance is 6.

FT in Arthurian League was Old Reptonian FC 1 Old Cholmeleians FC 4. Complete reversal in 2nd half with OC completely dominant, scoring on 52, 54, 63 and 77 (pen). Consolation for OR on 87. An enjoyable game. Good luck to both teams for the rest of the season.

At Xcel Hub for the Combined Counties Football League Premier South game between Walton & Hersham FC and Frimley Green FC . With virtually everything off for miles around due to waterlogging we must once again give praise to that marvellous invention that is the lovely plastic. W&H need to win. Should be good

HT in Combined Counties Football League Premier South is Walton & Hersham FC 1 Frimley Green FC 0. W&H on top for most of the half but didn't score until 45+2 when a Mills free kick went straight in. FG looked a little more dangerous towards the end of the half. W&H need a win to keep up their title challenge

FT in Combined Counties Football League Premier South was Walton & Hersham FC 2 Frimley Green FC 1. A pedestrian second half woke up on 72 when W&H gave away a needless penalty which FG netted. Winner came on 79 when FG no.4 deflected a shot into his own net. Good luck to both teams for the rest of the season

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