Love the look on the Duck’s face!

I'm not 100% but I think this correspondent may be just covering the defence desk whilst the regular journalist is on holiday.

Happy Birthday KARL JONES 🎉

Ben Shepherd’s face is perfect. Remarkable daytime quizzing, this 🤣🤣

Just been to see my mum and dad on the way home from work. My dad went into the kitchen and my mum slipped me a fiver. Ha ha I'm 46 with a mortgage and kids. I'm spending it on sweets

Chris Bryant(Standards Committee) lays out the charges against #OwenPaterson "He did the one the thing he was banned from doing, lobby Minister's time & again in a way that conferred a direct benefit on his paying clients, that is expressly forbidden, it is a corrupt practice"

So, If someone could find who the precious little girl with this smile on her face is or her parents- please could you message me. I would like to send her my boots from my debut game for my country.The smile on her face is reminding me through rehab why I do what I do! #forher

Guess who said this, and then guess who is taking paternity leave?

In case you missed it ... The UK did not need to leave the EU to do more trade with India. Germany does far more bilateral trade with India as an EU member than Britain does outside the EU. The EU also happens to be India's largest global trade partner alongside the USA. 🇪🇺 🇮🇳

Meanwhile my little sister sends me THIS.

Angela Rayner I love going to the opera and ballet. I adore classical music, especially Erik Satie and Rachmaninov. I know which wine to choose. I was the first in my family to go to university. I grew up in poverty in a tiny council house. I won’t let anybody tell me I’m not good enough.

This is Brexit

I suppose they could increase their income by flogging get rich quick schemes on the internet under a selection of false names. You know, like you did. But instead they do an important & responsible job that benefits the entire British public. You know, like you don't.

They all knew exactly what they were voting for, didn't they?

Sunflowers are the national flower of #Ukraine, and the Ukrainian symbol of peace. To mark Ukraine's Independence Day and support #SunflowersForUkraine, our colleagues have been sharing their sunflower snaps. Share your sunflower selfies with us and #StandWithUkraine

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

This time yesterday: "Are you absolutely committed to abolishing the 45p tax rate for the wealthiest people in the country?" Liz Truss: "yes."

If you watch anything to today. Let it be this. The opening sequence of Beth Rigby interview with Prime Minister Liz Truss. Beth demonstrating the courage we would all wish for, if ever faced with Truss. Nonetheless, truly one of the most cutting interview openings in years.

1/ In case you forgot what politics used to be like - listen to this:

👇🏻 #FridayFeeling: A message to the Conservatives on behalf of the British people. #ThankYouTories 🙏🏻