Having a self-pity morning. Posting here because I can't feel worse than the billionaire who broke this site, and, since he broke it, it's likely no one will ever see this post.

Inspired by LOL AT YOU KNOW WHO, I'm going to find birds to watch.

When the tl;dr is too long to read.

You do actual lawyer work for 2 hours, and this happens:

Processing my inbox:

Folded 4 fitted sheets.

Trial partner: "I've done some basic research." Appellate partner:

Endorsing this and noting that Free Law Project ⚖ has podcasts of Federal Circuit Courts and Supreme Court oral arguments. You learn not only what works in OA, but also new substantive arguments, jurisdictional hiccups, judge leanings, etc. #AppellateTwitter #LawNerdsUnite

Checking in on the associate who keeps saying yes to projects...

Heck of an edit.

Oh - that's what they mean by "plaintiffs."

New signature salutation just dropped:

It's the candle sale today. I ran out last year, so I will not be allowing that to happen again.

1 is the loneliest number ...

Co-conspirator 6

THIS is how you do swag: BSPop-up Swag Shop! Kudos to the firm marketing team. (Some options not pictured.)

There's always that participant. And it's usually a partner.

6th Circuit says not everything in a single document counts as an "order" certified for interlocutory review. Also an interest read re: due process requirements for prompt post-seizure hearings. opn.ca6.uscourts.gov/opinions.pdf/2… #AppellateTwitter #CA6