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Stephen Norbury

@stenorbs

Renaissance man, athlete, adventurer and bon viveur. Invented the fish finger sandwich. Revelator guitarist. Evertonian. Rap’s MVP. Remoaner. #FBPE

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calendar_today21-07-2009 19:27:53

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Three Year Letterman(@3YearLetterman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have spent the last hour shaking with rage and punching my phone screen. This is without question the most shameful moment in our country’s history. Time Person of the Year is supposed to be ONLY for Americans who pulled themselves up by the bootstraps and succeeded on their…

I have spent the last hour shaking with rage and punching my phone screen. This is without question the most shameful moment in our country’s history. Time Person of the Year is supposed to be ONLY for Americans who pulled themselves up by the bootstraps and succeeded on their…
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Sangita Myska(@SangitaMyska) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don’t blame anyone for feeling overwhelmed by the news and just wanting to switch it off.

However, if you can bring yourself to read just one more thing tonight then let it be this insightful and humane piece by Isaac Saul

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Jeremy Hunt(@Jeremy_Hunt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

HS2 is absolutely vital. Totally agree w Andy Street. Post Brexit we must be AMBITIOUS for our country and hungry for our economy. What signal would it send if we cancelled our highest profile infrastructure project and weakened our commitment to share prosperity around the country?

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Tom Mayhew(@TomMayhew) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In 2012, a US remake of Only Fools and Horses was produced. It has recently leaked online.

This is a Trigger warning, for nothing I can say will adequately prepare you for what they did to the beloved British character.

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While climate change worries me greatly, it was amazing to be able to ride with bare arms in September first thing this morning.

While climate change worries me greatly, it was amazing to be able to ride with bare arms in September first thing this morning.
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Struggling to find the words to adequately describe how utterly fucking abject that performance was. Can’t control the ball, pass accurately or avoid getting brushed off the ball.

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Just got back from a lovely family walk in the sunny Leicestershire countryside to this bollocks.

Wine has been opened.

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Went to Everton v Sporting today. On the evidence of this performance, this season is going to be *hard* unless we can get 3-4 new bodies in sharpish. My little lad loved his first men’s game though. Also, when will it stop raining?

Went to @Everton v Sporting today. On the evidence of this performance, this season is going to be *hard* unless we can get 3-4 new bodies in sharpish. My little lad loved his first men’s game though. Also, when will it stop raining?
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For it was written. What an ending. What a player. What a shame the wettest summer in ages robbed us of a result. It’s my fault for going to the Old Trafford test.

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Susie Dent(@susie_dent) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Word of the day is ‘snollygoster’ (19th century): one who abandons their principles for short-term gain or power.

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Opening a load of new pubs is key to getting everyone to stop drinking alcohol. It’s just good sense. theguardian.com/environment/20…

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Adam Bienkov(@AdamBienkov) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So we've moved on to the 'trying to stop people from being run over is woke' stage of the culture war theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

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Absolute privilege to have been an England cricket fan in the era of watching this guy and James Anderson bowl. The word ‘legend’ is rarely fitting in sport but it fits Broad.

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Fake Showbiz News(@FakeShowbizNews) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jake Humphrey reveals he recently beat his two children at Snakes & Ladders, but here’s the thing - he didn’t go up a single ladder!

“My success in the game was built on a world class work ethic and bloody-minded tenacity,” he told podcast listeners

Jake Humphrey reveals he recently beat his two children at Snakes & Ladders, but here’s the thing - he didn’t go up a single ladder! “My success in the game was built on a world class work ethic and bloody-minded tenacity,” he told podcast listeners
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Richard Burgon MP(@RichardBurgon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

British Gas has just announced profits of £969,000,000

That's up TEN-FOLD on last year.

They're lining their pockets while you pay higher bills.

As the world burns and energy bills soar, we need an energy system under public ownership, run for people and planet - not profit.

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